She is in love with Gerard Butla
‘Cause he’s so sweet, but he’s a fighta
‘Cause he’s a runna and he’s a strolla
Erik The Phantom The RocknRolla
She is in love with Gerard Butla
‘Cause he’s a Gael and he’s a Spartan
Dressed in a tunic in the clan’s tartan
Brave like a lion and cute like a marten
He’s Leonidas and he is just Gerry
Who’s dead but writes to the girl he married
He is a fighta and he’s a writa
That’s why she loves Gerard Butla
2013
I knew a European girl who was “desperately in love” with some Hollywood actor. I googled his name and it got even funnier.